I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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