More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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