Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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