i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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