it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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