I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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