Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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