"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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