Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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