i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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