that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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