She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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