people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I had to cum in my sink.
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