so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
