question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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