some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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