Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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