My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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