if you like me you must not know who I am
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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