Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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