dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He did a backflip because drugs
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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