My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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