My hair reeks of homosexuality.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
bring money and cleavage
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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