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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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