oh god the rape fog is back!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
A+ Viking dick
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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