Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
