ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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