The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
