I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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