Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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