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garbage dick
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you win
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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