return my video game
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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