Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize