Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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