I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
