in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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