i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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