Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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