The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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