i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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