no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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