So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do herpes really smell.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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