Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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