she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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