have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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