after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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