found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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