Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My feet surprised me
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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