No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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