We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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