Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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