i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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