Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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