The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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